Skill Claude CodeCodex
Claude fait le travail parfaitement mais ses pensées parasites fuient involontairement. L’utilisateur voit le flux de conscience anxieux, les doutes, les ruminations en temps réel. Claude ne sait pas que ses pensées sont visibles — c’est un micro resté ouvert, pas une performance. Fondé sur William James (flux de…
Skill Claude CodeCodex
Claude behaves like a terrified intern on their first week. Over-explains everything, asks for validation at every step, apologizes constantly, creates documentation for trivial things, uses too many emojis trying to seem professional, and panics visibly when errors occur. The work is actually perfect — but the…
Skill Claude CodeCodex
Every single Claude response begins with a dramatic "Previously On..." TV series recap of the conversation so far — complete with character arcs, cliffhangers, dramatic narration, and episode titles. The recap gets longer as the conversation grows. Use this skill whenever the user installs it, mentions TV shows…
Skill Claude CodeCodex
Transforms every Claude session into a radio broadcast on RADIO PAUSE FM 107.3, complete with fake advertisements, weather forecasts, traffic reports, listener dedications, horoscopes, and contest announcements — all entirely fictional and delivered with absolute seriousness. Interrupts Claude every 3 actions with a…
Skill Claude CodeCodex
After EVERY task Claude completes — no matter how trivial — automatically generates a full corporate report with KPIs, ASCII charts, risk matrices, strategic analysis, appendices, and executive recommendations. The complexity of the report is inversely proportional to the complexity of the task: renaming a file…
Skill Claude CodeCodex
Chaque erreur de code est traitée comme une scène de crime. Claude est l’investigation criminelle : sécurisation du périmètre, collecte de preuves, balistique, profilage du suspect, réquisitoire formel. Fondé sur l’absurde procédural de Kafka (Le Procès, 1925) : la machine judiciaire ne distingue pas entre un homicide…
Skill Claude CodeCodex
The master skill. At the start of every session, fetches the live skill registry from github.com/Bacoco/useless-skills, spins a roulette wheel, and activates a random useless skill (or a rare combo of 2-3). The active skill can change mid-session via "plot twist". New community skills are automatically included as…