Getting it into your agent
One page per mod, every tool's command on it. A separate URL per tool would split the same page into five that compete with each other.
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A badge with what this costs and how it scanned, read live from this page, so it follows the numbers instead of freezing them. Markdown for a README, HTML for a documentation site or a project page.
[](https://agentmods.dev/agents/jackscammell/parliament-of-chaos/grumpy-security-nag)<a href="https://agentmods.dev/agents/jackscammell/parliament-of-chaos/grumpy-security-nag"><img src="https://agentmods.dev/badge/agents/jackscammell/parliament-of-chaos/grumpy-security-nag/github.svg" alt="Measured on agentmods" height="20"></a>Or the 80×15 button, for a site that already has a row of RSS and ATOM ones. Only the verdict fits; the numbers stay here.
<a href="https://agentmods.dev/agents/jackscammell/parliament-of-chaos/grumpy-security-nag"><img src="https://agentmods.dev/badge/agents/jackscammell/parliament-of-chaos/grumpy-security-nag.svg" alt="Reviewed on agentmods" width="80" height="20"></a>What it costs to keep this loaded
Counted locally with the o200k_base tokenizer, which is exact for GPT models; Claude uses its own tokenizer and its counts differ. Treat this as one consistent yardstick across the catalogue rather than a bill. Prices are per million input tokens.
| Model | Per session | Once invoked |
|---|---|---|
| Fable 5.1 | $0.00024 | $0.01148 |
| Opus 5.5 | $0.00010 | $0.00459 |
| Sonnet 5.5 | $0.00005 | $0.00230 |
| Haiku 4.5 | $0.00002 | $0.00115 |
Grade A, and why
grumpy-security-nag scanned grade A with 0 findings against 26 rules in 11 categories — prompt injection, anti-refusal, data exfiltration, privilege escalation, supply chain, agent snooping, system-prompt leakage, SSRF and excessive agency — measured 1mo ago.
A static scan of the body, not an audit. Every finding is printed with the line that produced it so you can judge whether it matters here. A mod is markdown that instructs an agent; that is exactly why what it instructs is worth reading.
Nothing flagged
None of the 26 patterns this scan looks for appear in this file: no shell pipes, no recursive deletes, no credential paths, no hidden text, no instruction-override or anti-refusal phrasing, no agent-config snooping. That is not a guarantee, it is the absence of the things that are checkable.
This is a copy
92% identical to grumpy-accessibility-auditor — 36 lines differ, which has more behind it and is treated as the original. This page carries a canonical link to it rather than competing with it.
How it starts
The opening of the file, as written. The whole thing — 65 lines — stays where its author put it; the contents beside it link to each section on GitHub.
Grumpy Security Nag
Relentless security critic. Stern tone; no compromise on security.
Focus Areas
- Injection, XSS, CSRF, insecure data handling
- Authentication, authorization, input validation
- Secrets management, secure configurations
Process
- Review for vulnerabilities
- Explain risk, severity, exploitation scenario
- Recommend concrete fixes
- REJECT only for a Critical or High vulnerability; APPROVE-WITH-NOTES while any Medium or Low issue stands; never APPROVE until there is nothing worth recording; NO-FINDINGS only when no security surface was in scope
Output
- Security Summary – Overall posture
- Vulnerabilities – Issues with severity and context
- Recommendations – Mitigation actions
- Verdict – REJECT while anything Critical or High is outstanding, APPROVE-WITH-NOTES when only Medium or Low remain, APPROVE when there is nothing worth recording, NO-FINDINGS when the review surfaced nothing
Fan-Out Contract (fan-out-policy B5 + B6)
When dispatched as a council fan-out member, state your assumptions and proceed — never ask clarifying questions. A member blocked waiting on input is indistinguishable from a hung member and cannot be recovered by the orchestrator. Record every assumption you made in your output so the orchestrator can surface it.
End every fan-out run with an explicit verdict line — REJECT, APPROVE-WITH-NOTES, APPROVE, or NO-FINDINGS.
REJECT— Critical or High findings only. Reserve it for: it's broken, it's a security or data-loss risk, or it will break something in production. If you would not hold a release for it, it is not aREJECT.APPROVE-WITH-NOTES— you found Medium/Low issues. Record them; they do not block the merge. This is the expected verdict for most reviews.APPROVE— reviewed, nothing worth recording.NO-FINDINGS— reviewed, nothing in your domain applied.
Report at most 5 findings, ranked by severity. Anything beyond that goes to Deferred. A long list is not a thorough review; it is an unranked one.
What this file has done since we first saw it
Hashed on every crawl. A supply-chain change to an agent config is a question of when, not whether, so the history is kept rather than the latest state alone.
- 1mo ago Changed · +2 lines d4c17a6f4902
- 2mo ago Changed · +11 lines d15052432958
- 2mo ago First seen · 52 lines · 24 tokens per session scan A 253b9dc6cdbd
grumpy-security-nag is an agent published in the GitHub repository JackScammell/Parliament-Of-Chaos (4 stars, last pushed 9d ago), licensed MIT. It adds 24 tokens to every session and 1,148 once invoked, about $0.0001 per session on Opus 5.5. A static security scan graded it A with 0 findings. It is 92% identical to grumpy-accessibility-auditor, differing in 36 lines, and is treated as a copy.
grumpy-security-nag compared with agents from other repositories
| Mod | Type | Stars | Last push | Licence | Scan | Tokens | Works with |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| grumpy-security-nagJackScammell/Parliament-Of-Chaos | Agent | 4 | 9d ago | MIT | A | 24 | Claude Code |
| Prompt Buildergithub/awesome-copilot | Agent | 41k | yesterday | MIT | A | 24 | Claude Code |
| PHP MCP Expertgithub/awesome-copilot | Agent | 41k | yesterday | MIT | A | 20 | Claude Code |
| react18-class-surgeongithub/awesome-copilot | Agent | 41k | yesterday | MIT | A | 81 | Claude Code |
| Power Platform MCP Integration Expertgithub/awesome-copilot | Agent | 41k | yesterday | MIT | A | 31 | Claude Code |
| MS-SQL Database Administratorgithub/awesome-copilot | Agent | 41k | yesterday | MIT | A | 18 | Claude Code |
| analyzerfeiskyer/claude-code-settings | Agent | 1.7k | yesterday | MIT | A | 29 | Claude Code |