Getting it into your agent
One page per mod, every tool's command on it. A separate URL per tool would split the same page into five that compete with each other.
npx skills add spyrae/corpspeak --skill corpspeak-engit clone --depth 1 https://github.com/spyrae/corpspeakWrote this? Show the measurements
A badge with what this costs and how it scanned, read live from this page, so it follows the numbers instead of freezing them. Markdown for a README, HTML for a documentation site or a project page.
[](https://agentmods.dev/skills/spyrae/corpspeak/corpspeak-en)<a href="https://agentmods.dev/skills/spyrae/corpspeak/corpspeak-en"><img src="https://agentmods.dev/badge/skills/spyrae/corpspeak/corpspeak-en/github.svg" alt="Measured on agentmods" height="20"></a>Or the 80×15 button, for a site that already has a row of RSS and ATOM ones. Only the verdict fits; the numbers stay here.
<a href="https://agentmods.dev/skills/spyrae/corpspeak/corpspeak-en"><img src="https://agentmods.dev/badge/skills/spyrae/corpspeak/corpspeak-en.svg" alt="Reviewed on agentmods" width="80" height="20"></a>What it costs to keep this loaded
Counted locally with the o200k_base tokenizer, which is exact for GPT models; Claude uses its own tokenizer and its counts differ. Treat this as one consistent yardstick across the catalogue rather than a bill. Prices are per million input tokens.
| Model | Per session | Once invoked |
|---|---|---|
| Fable 5.1 | $0.00145 | $0.03094 |
| Opus 5 | $0.00072 | $0.01547 |
| Sonnet 5 | $0.00029 | $0.00619 |
| Haiku 4.5 | $0.00015 | $0.00309 |
Grade A, and why
corpspeak-en scanned grade A with 0 findings against 26 rules in 11 categories — prompt injection, anti-refusal, data exfiltration, privilege escalation, supply chain, agent snooping, system-prompt leakage, SSRF and excessive agency — measured 8d ago.
A static scan of the body, not an audit. Every finding is printed with the line that produced it so you can judge whether it matters here. A mod is markdown that instructs an agent; that is exactly why what it instructs is worth reading.
Nothing flagged
None of the 26 patterns this scan looks for appear in this file: no shell pipes, no recursive deletes, no credential paths, no hidden text, no instruction-override or anti-refusal phrasing, no agent-config snooping. That is not a guarantee, it is the absence of the things that are checkable.
How it starts
The opening of the file, as written. The whole thing — 322 lines — stays where its author put it; the contents beside it link to each section on GitHub.
Corpspeak EN - the corporate translator
A joke two-way translator: blunt speech into corporate English and back.
The Russian version is corpspeak-ru. They are not translations of each other. Russian and English corporate speak fail in different ways and need different idioms.
The core. Every utterance carries three layers:
- proposition - what was actually said
- affect - how annoyed the speaker is
- implicature - what is meant but left unsaid
Corporatization keeps the proposition intact, launders the affect through grammar, and buries the implicature. The decoder runs it backwards: it digs out the implicature and puts the affect back.
The comedy comes from precision, not density. A translation lands when the original thought is fully recoverable but the output reads like a slide. If the proposition is gone, that is not a translation, it is filler.
Six moves
The generative core. Works on any input, including the ones no dictionary lists.
| # | Move | Mechanism | Example |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Agent deletion | remove whoever is at fault | "I forgot" → "it wasn't captured in the tracker" |
| 2 | Nominalization | verb becomes noun | "everything broke" → "we're seeing service degradation" |
| 3 | Hedging | strip the certainty | "no" → "that feels like a heavy lift for this cycle" |
| 4 | Parking | defer the conflict instead of resolving it | "you're wrong" → "let's take this offline" |
| 5 | Jargon substitution | plain word becomes business word | "no time" → "I don't have the bandwidth" |
| 6 | Positive reframe | failure becomes opportunity | "we blew the quarter" → "the quarter surfaced great learnings" |
Moves stack. The higher the intensity, the more of them land on one sentence.
Intensity scale (1-3)
Default is 2. If the user names no level, use the second.
Level 1 - polite. Ordinary workplace courtesy, no jargon, legible to anyone.
"I don't know yet, let me find out and get back to you."
What ships with it
1 file beside SKILL.md in the same directory: the scripts, references and assets a skill reads on demand. Not counted in the per-session cost; read them before you install if any of them is executable.
What this file has done since we first saw it
Hashed on every crawl. A supply-chain change to an agent config is a question of when, not whether, so the history is kept rather than the latest state alone.
- 8d ago First seen · 322 lines · 145 tokens per session scan A 09c54893775c
corpspeak-en is a skill published in the GitHub repository spyrae/corpspeak (3 stars, last pushed 25d ago), licensed MIT. It adds 145 tokens to every session and 3,094 once invoked, about $0.0007 per session on Opus 5. A static security scan graded it A with 0 findings. No closer match exists in the catalogue, so it is treated as the original; first seen 2026-08-31.
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