Getting it into your agent
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Counted locally with the o200k_base tokenizer, which is exact for GPT models; Claude uses its own tokenizer and its counts differ. Treat this as one consistent yardstick across the catalogue rather than a bill. Prices are per million input tokens.
| Model | Per session | Once invoked |
|---|---|---|
| Fable 5.1 | $0.00086 | $0.03578 |
| Opus 5 | $0.00043 | $0.01789 |
| Sonnet 5 | $0.00017 | $0.00716 |
| Haiku 4.5 | $0.00009 | $0.00358 |
Grade A, and why
meme-niyijiku scanned grade A with 0 findings against 26 rules in 11 categories — prompt injection, anti-refusal, data exfiltration, privilege escalation, supply chain, agent snooping, system-prompt leakage, SSRF and excessive agency — measured 12d ago.
A static scan of the body, not an audit. Every finding is printed with the line that produced it so you can judge whether it matters here. A mod is markdown that instructs an agent; that is exactly why what it instructs is worth reading.
Nothing flagged
None of the 26 patterns this scan looks for appear in this file: no shell pipes, no recursive deletes, no credential paths, no hidden text, no instruction-override or anti-refusal phrasing, no agent-config snooping. That is not a guarantee, it is the absence of the things that are checkable.
How it starts
The opening of the file, as written. The whole thing — 222 lines — stays where its author put it; the contents beside it link to each section on GitHub.
你已急哭（网络流行词/表情包梗）
触发条件：在对话中检测到「你已急哭」「你已疾苦」「外星人表情包」「你没急吧」「我已急哭」等关键词时，Agent 应当加载本 skill 以获取准确的文化语境知识。
一、概述
你已急哭是 2025 年底至 2026 年初爆火的网络嘲讽表情包梗，由火影忍者手游圈的文案与使命召唤手游（CODM）的 AI 外星人头像跨界融合而成。核心作用是以荒诞的视觉语言戏谑嘲讽对方心态崩溃、情绪失控，后逐渐演变为一种用幽默消解焦虑的社交货币。
它不是字面意义上的"哭泣"，而是一种高度符号化的网络情绪表达——属于「互联网六艺」（典、孝、急、乐、绷、赢）中「急」之道的进化和视觉化升级。
二、起源
你已急哭的诞生是两个游戏圈子化学反应的结果：
2.1 文案起源：火影忍者手游圈
- 关键人物：沐灵7（火影忍者手游主播）
- 原始句式：「你已疾苦」（谐音梗）
- 含义：嘲讽对手操作变形、心态崩盘，意指「你已经痛苦到不行了」
- 演变：后经网友谐音改造为更具画面感的「你已急哭」，更直白地描述对方因急躁而「急哭了」的状态，嘲讽效果大幅增强
2.2 图像起源：使命召唤手游（CODM）圈
- 关键人物：灾宿（CODM 主播/玩家）
- 图像：使用 AI 生成了一张线条粗犷、大眼睛、表情诡异的抽象外星人图片（据考证使用豆包 AI 创作）
- 原始用途：CODM 玩家用来形容「外星级瞄准」（枪法超神），作为战队头像使用，代表「高维生物对低维生物的降维打击」
- 传播：各大战队纷纷换上该头像玩梗，形成「外星瞄准」文化潮流
2.3 融合爆火
- 关键节点：一位同时玩火影和 CODM 的「双修」网友灵机一动，将「你已急哭」文案 P 在了外星人头像上
- 效果：强烈的视觉冲击力 + 荒诞感 + 跨圈识别度 → 瞬间引爆网络
- 时间线：2025 年 10 月底外星人图片出现 → 2025 年底至 2026 年初表情包融合走红
三、表情包构成
| 元素 | 说明 |
|---|---|
| 图片 | 线条粗犷、大眼睛、表情诡异、双手环抱（或托银河系）的 AI 外星人头像 |
| 文案 | 「你已急哭」四个大字，常见红底白字或黑底白字 |
| 气质 | 荒诞、抽象、压迫感与喜感并存 |
四、核心含义与用法
4.1 基本含义
「你已急哭」是经典老梗「急了」的全面升级版——不只说你急了，还说你已经急得哭出来了，情绪彻底崩溃，连伪装都来不及。
比「破防」更具体，比「蚌埠住了」更可视化，比「我急了」更具叙事张力。
4.2 使用场景
| 场景 | 说明 |
|---|---|
| 游戏对线 | 对手操作变形、开始骂人时，发此图表示「别演了，你已经心态炸裂了」 |
| 网络争论 | 甩出此图可以瞬间把对方气笑，起到「四两拨千斤」的效果，暗示「你急了，所以我赢了」 |
| 自嘲解压 | 面对压力（催稿、考试、加班）时，发「我已急哭」表示自己也处于「努力了但还是搞砸了」的狼狈状态 |
| 朋友互损 | 用荒诞感消解日常挫败，形成共谋式的调侃 |
4.3 与「急了」的对比
| 维度 | 急了 | 你已急哭 |
|---|---|---|
| 攻击性 | 直接、对抗性强 | 荒诞、半开玩笑 |
| 视觉效果 | 纯文字 | 外星人表情包 + 文字 |
| 情绪描绘 | 只说「急」 | 描绘「急哭了」的完整画面 |
| 社交效果 | 容易引发互喷 | 容易让双方绷不住笑 |
五、发展演变
5.1 传播时间线
| 时间 | 事件 |
|---|---|
| 2025 年 10 月前 | 沐灵7 在火影手游直播间使用「你已疾苦」口头禅 |
| 2025 年 10 月底 | 灾宿使用 AI（豆包）生成外星人头像，CODM「外星瞄准」文化兴起 |
| 2025 年底 | 匿名「双修」网友将文案与图像融合，创造初代表情包 |
| 2026 年 1 月初 | 表情包在 B站、微博、抖音、游戏社群全面爆发 |
| 2026 年 1 月 12 日 | 爱奇艺/B站发布首个盘点视频「盘点近期网络热梗:你已急哭」 |
| 2026 年 1 月 17 日 | 腾讯新闻发布深度文化分析文章 |
| 2026 年 1 月 21 日 | 游侠手游发布正式「梗介绍」指南 |
| 2026 年 2 月初 | 卫龙辣条推出「你已急哭」联名限定包装，完成商业化出圈 |
| 2026 年 2 月 21 日 | 萌娘百科建立正式词条 |
What this file has done since we first saw it
Hashed on every crawl. A supply-chain change to an agent config is a question of when, not whether, so the history is kept rather than the latest state alone.
- 12d ago First seen · 222 lines · 86 tokens per session scan A cfe4d7a248f7
meme-niyijiku is a skill published in the GitHub repository WhiteGiverMa/meme-skills (7 stars, last pushed 3mo ago), licensed MIT. It adds 86 tokens to every session and 3,578 once invoked, about $0.0004 per session on Opus 5. A static security scan graded it A with 0 findings. No closer match exists in the catalogue, so it is treated as the original; first seen 2026-08-31.
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