Getting it into your agent
One page per mod, every tool's command on it. A separate URL per tool would split the same page into five that compete with each other.
npx skills add WhiteGiverMa/meme-skills --skill meme-wodedaodungit clone --depth 1 https://github.com/WhiteGiverMa/meme-skillsWrote this? Show the measurements
A badge with what this costs and how it scanned, read live from this page, so it follows the numbers instead of freezing them. Markdown for a README, HTML for a documentation site or a project page.
[](https://agentmods.dev/skills/whitegiverma/meme-skills/meme-wodedaodun)<a href="https://agentmods.dev/skills/whitegiverma/meme-skills/meme-wodedaodun"><img src="https://agentmods.dev/badge/skills/whitegiverma/meme-skills/meme-wodedaodun/github.svg" alt="Measured on agentmods" height="20"></a>Or the 80×15 button, for a site that already has a row of RSS and ATOM ones. Only the verdict fits; the numbers stay here.
<a href="https://agentmods.dev/skills/whitegiverma/meme-skills/meme-wodedaodun"><img src="https://agentmods.dev/badge/skills/whitegiverma/meme-skills/meme-wodedaodun.svg" alt="Reviewed on agentmods" width="80" height="20"></a>What it costs to keep this loaded
Counted locally with the o200k_base tokenizer, which is exact for GPT models; Claude uses its own tokenizer and its counts differ. Treat this as one consistent yardstick across the catalogue rather than a bill. Prices are per million input tokens.
| Model | Per session | Once invoked |
|---|---|---|
| Fable 5.1 | $0.00078 | $0.03281 |
| Opus 5 | $0.00039 | $0.01640 |
| Sonnet 5 | $0.00016 | $0.00656 |
| Haiku 4.5 | $0.00008 | $0.00328 |
Grade A, and why
meme-wodedaodun scanned grade A with 0 findings against 26 rules in 11 categories — prompt injection, anti-refusal, data exfiltration, privilege escalation, supply chain, agent snooping, system-prompt leakage, SSRF and excessive agency — measured 11d ago.
A static scan of the body, not an audit. Every finding is printed with the line that produced it so you can judge whether it matters here. A mod is markdown that instructs an agent; that is exactly why what it instructs is worth reading.
Nothing flagged
None of the 26 patterns this scan looks for appear in this file: no shell pipes, no recursive deletes, no credential paths, no hidden text, no instruction-override or anti-refusal phrasing, no agent-config snooping. That is not a guarantee, it is the absence of the things that are checkable.
How it starts
The opening of the file, as written. The whole thing — 208 lines — stays where its author put it; the contents beside it link to each section on GitHub.
我的刀盾（网络迷因/空耳梗）
触发条件：在对话中检测到「我的刀盾」「刀盾狗」「What the dog doing」「我的刀盾～」等关键词时，Agent 应当加载本 skill 以获取准确的文化语境知识。
一、概述
我的刀盾是 2025 年底至 2026 年初爆火的网络迷因，本质是一个空耳梗（soramimi / mondegreen）——对英文短语「What the dog doing?」的中文谐音误听。
"我的刀盾"四个字本身没有任何实际意义，纯粹是发音巧合带来的荒诞喜感。它常与「比比拉布」「歪比巴卜」「巴巴博一」「八格牙路」等无厘头音效一起出现，组成年轻网民专用的「抽象音效套餐」或「加密对话」。
二、起源
2.1 英文原文："What the dog doing?"
- 来源平台：Vine（早期国外短视频平台）
- 发布时间：2014 年 4 月 9 日
- 创作者：@TonyBakerComedy，视频标题 "WHEN YOU PULL OUT MINTS IN PUBLIC"
- 出场人物：King Bach、Damaine Radcliff、MrNateJackson、Liane V、Neli Mac
- 内容：有人拿出 Icebreakers 薄荷糖，周围人纷纷伸手拿，突然一只狗爪也伸了过来。拍摄者用不标准的语法说了一句："What the dog doing?"（正确应为 "What is the dog doing?" / "What the dog doin'?"）
- 特征：语速偏快、口音特别、语法错误本身就带有喜感
- Know Your Meme 收录：https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/what-the-dog-doin
2.2 英文迷因化（2020）
该音效在英文互联网中被作为 reaction meme 广泛使用，用于对迷惑行为表达困惑。
2.3 中文空耳化：「我的刀盾」
- 时间：2025 年底至 2026 年初
- 机制：中文使用者将 "What the dog doing?" 听成了「我的刀盾」
- What → 我的 (wǒ de)
- the dog → 刀 (dāo)
- doing → 盾 (dùn)
- 平台：抖音、B站率先爆发，随后扩散至全网
三、视觉符号：刀盾狗
3.1 形象描述
- 柴犬头（Cheems，即已故香港柴犬「波子」Balltze，2011–2023 的歪嘴柴犬形象）+ 蛤蟆身（"It Is Wednesday My Dudes" 青蛙躯干）
- 一手持刀、一手持盾
- 表情迷茫、呆滞又带点桀骜不驯
- 英文圈称为 Drog（Dog + Frog 合体）、Cheems Frog 或 Sword and Shield Doge
- 通过 AI 绘画生成，辨识度极高
- 出圈推手：2026 年 2 月 24 日 TikToker @muchen1117 发布 Cheems Frog 持刀盾视频，播放量 120 万+
- Know Your Meme 收录：https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/drog-wo-de-dao-dun-cheems-frog
3.2 角色定位
刀盾狗是「我的刀盾」梗的视觉化身，常作为猫 meme 小剧场的主角，搭配「我的刀盾」音效一起出现，制造无厘头喜剧效果。
四、核心含义与用法
4.1 基本含义
没有任何实际语义。就是一个荒诞的发音巧合——明明是一本正经的中文词组（我的刀和盾），却指向一个完全不相关的英文原句。这种「听错了但好像也没错」的微妙感，正是其传播的核心动力。
4.2 使用场景
| 场景 | 说明 | 示例 |
|---|---|---|
| 表达困惑 | 看到离谱行为时替代「这啥啊？」 | 宠物迷惑行为视频下刷「我的刀盾🐶」 |
| 社交缓冲 | 尴尬冷场时打破沉默 | 朋友聊天突然冷场 →「我的刀盾！」 |
| 自嘲解压 | 表达摆烂、无奈心境 | 「方案改不动了，我的刀盾启动！」 |
| 猫 meme 剧场 | 为猫咪表情包配音 | 猫咪歪头 → 配上「我的刀盾～」音效 |
| 评论区刷屏 | 形成梗文化圈层认同 | 任何迷惑行为视频下整齐刷「我的刀盾」 |
What this file has done since we first saw it
Hashed on every crawl. A supply-chain change to an agent config is a question of when, not whether, so the history is kept rather than the latest state alone.
- 11d ago First seen · 208 lines · 78 tokens per session scan A 96f9cd0e724b
meme-wodedaodun is a skill published in the GitHub repository WhiteGiverMa/meme-skills (7 stars, last pushed 3mo ago), licensed MIT. It adds 78 tokens to every session and 3,281 once invoked, about $0.0004 per session on Opus 5. A static security scan graded it A with 0 findings. No closer match exists in the catalogue, so it is treated as the original; first seen 2026-08-31.
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