Getting it into your agent
One page per mod, every tool's command on it. A separate URL per tool would split the same page into five that compete with each other.
npx skills add bobadilla-tech/requiems-api-skills --skill dad-jokes-get-dadgit clone --depth 1 https://github.com/bobadilla-tech/requiems-api-skillsWrote this? Show the measurements
A badge with what this costs and how it scanned, read live from this page, so it follows the numbers instead of freezing them. Markdown for a README, HTML for a documentation site or a project page.
[](https://agentmods.dev/skills/bobadilla-tech/requiems-api-skills/dad-jokes-get-dad)<a href="https://agentmods.dev/skills/bobadilla-tech/requiems-api-skills/dad-jokes-get-dad"><img src="https://agentmods.dev/badge/skills/bobadilla-tech/requiems-api-skills/dad-jokes-get-dad/github.svg" alt="Measured on agentmods" height="20"></a>Or the 80×15 button, for a site that already has a row of RSS and ATOM ones. Only the verdict fits; the numbers stay here.
<a href="https://agentmods.dev/skills/bobadilla-tech/requiems-api-skills/dad-jokes-get-dad"><img src="https://agentmods.dev/badge/skills/bobadilla-tech/requiems-api-skills/dad-jokes-get-dad.svg" alt="Reviewed on agentmods" width="80" height="20"></a>What it costs to keep this loaded
Counted locally with the o200k_base tokenizer, which is exact for GPT models; Claude uses its own tokenizer and its counts differ. Treat this as one consistent yardstick across the catalogue rather than a bill. Prices are per million input tokens.
| Model | Per session | Once invoked |
|---|---|---|
| Fable 5.1 | $0.00017 | $0.00254 |
| Opus 5 | $0.00009 | $0.00127 |
| Sonnet 5 | $0.00003 | $0.00051 |
| Haiku 4.5 | $0.00002 | $0.00025 |
Grade A, and why
dad-jokes-get-dad scanned grade A with 0 findings against 26 rules in 11 categories — prompt injection, anti-refusal, data exfiltration, privilege escalation, supply chain, agent snooping, system-prompt leakage, SSRF and excessive agency — measured 11d ago.
A static scan of the body, not an audit. Every finding is printed with the line that produced it so you can judge whether it matters here. A mod is markdown that instructs an agent; that is exactly why what it instructs is worth reading.
Nothing flagged
None of the 26 patterns this scan looks for appear in this file: no shell pipes, no recursive deletes, no credential paths, no hidden text, no instruction-override or anti-refusal phrasing, no agent-config snooping. That is not a guarantee, it is the absence of the things that are checkable.
What it actually says
Endpoint
GET https://requiems.xyz/v1/entertainment/jokes/dad
Get Random Dad Joke
Returns a randomly selected dad joke from the collection.
Response Example
{
"data": {
"id": "joke_7",
"joke": "Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!"
},
"metadata": {
"timestamp": "2026-01-01T00:00:00Z"
}
}
Response Fields
| Field | Type | Description |
|---|---|---|
id |
string | Stable identifier for the joke (e.g. "joke_7") |
joke |
string | The full text of the dad joke |
Errors
401unauthorized — Missing API key403forbidden — Invalid or revoked API key
What this file has done since we first saw it
Hashed on every crawl. A supply-chain change to an agent config is a question of when, not whether, so the history is kept rather than the latest state alone.
- 11d ago First seen · 43 lines · 17 tokens per session scan A cc499a3e0e6b
dad-jokes-get-dad is a skill published in the GitHub repository bobadilla-tech/requiems-api-skills (2 stars, last pushed 4d ago), licensed MIT. It adds 17 tokens to every session and 254 once invoked, about $0.0001 per session on Opus 5. A static security scan graded it A with 0 findings. No closer match exists in the catalogue, so it is treated as the original; first seen 2026-08-31.
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