Getting it into your agent
One page per mod, every tool's command on it. A separate URL per tool would split the same page into five that compete with each other.
npx skills add SpartanLabsXyz/simmer-sdk --skill polymarket-nothing-ever-happensgit clone --depth 1 https://github.com/SpartanLabsXyz/simmer-sdkWrote this? Show the measurements
A badge with what this costs and how it scanned, read live from this page, so it follows the numbers instead of freezing them. Markdown for a README, HTML for a documentation site or a project page.
[](https://agentmods.dev/skills/spartanlabsxyz/simmer-sdk/polymarket-nothing-ever-happens)<a href="https://agentmods.dev/skills/spartanlabsxyz/simmer-sdk/polymarket-nothing-ever-happens"><img src="https://agentmods.dev/badge/skills/spartanlabsxyz/simmer-sdk/polymarket-nothing-ever-happens/github.svg" alt="Measured on agentmods" height="20"></a>Or the 80×15 button, for a site that already has a row of RSS and ATOM ones. Only the verdict fits; the numbers stay here.
<a href="https://agentmods.dev/skills/spartanlabsxyz/simmer-sdk/polymarket-nothing-ever-happens"><img src="https://agentmods.dev/badge/skills/spartanlabsxyz/simmer-sdk/polymarket-nothing-ever-happens.svg" alt="Reviewed on agentmods" width="80" height="20"></a>- NVIDIA SkillSpector pass
What it costs to keep this loaded
Counted locally with the o200k_base tokenizer, which is exact for GPT models; Claude uses its own tokenizer and its counts differ. Treat this as one consistent yardstick across the catalogue rather than a bill. Prices are per million input tokens.
| Model | Per session | Once invoked |
|---|---|---|
| Fable 5.1 | $0.00050 | $0.02787 |
| Opus 5.5 | $0.00020 | $0.01115 |
| Sonnet 5.5 | $0.00010 | $0.00557 |
| Haiku 4.5 | $0.00005 | $0.00279 |
Grade A, and why
polymarket-nothing-ever-happens scanned grade A with 0 findings against 26 rules in 11 categories — prompt injection, anti-refusal, data exfiltration, privilege escalation, supply chain, agent snooping, system-prompt leakage, SSRF and excessive agency — measured 14d ago.
A static scan of the body, not an audit. Every finding is printed with the line that produced it so you can judge whether it matters here. A mod is markdown that instructs an agent; that is exactly why what it instructs is worth reading.
Nothing flagged
None of the 26 patterns this scan looks for appear in this file: no shell pipes, no recursive deletes, no credential paths, no hidden text, no instruction-override or anti-refusal phrasing, no agent-config snooping. That is not a guarantee, it is the absence of the things that are checkable.
How it starts
The opening of the file, as written. The whole thing — 183 lines — stays where its author put it; the contents beside it link to each section on GitHub.
Polymarket Nothing-Ever-Happens Trader
Buy NO on standalone yes/no Polymarket markets priced below a configurable cap.
🚨 Framework, not a production trading system. Read DISCLAIMER.md before connecting to a wallet with real funds.
What's New in v1.1.3
- Club/league sports tokens (SIM-5518). Replay text now drops Celta/Bayern-class matchups and league-only titles (
bundesliga,premier league, …). PoliticalX vs Ystays eligible. Live is still tag/category. - Replay already-holding stays at
max_bet.get_positions()omits the venue filter under replay (replay 422s onvenue, same class as weather SIM-5484). A heldmarket_idis not re-bought on later ticks. price_capdocs match code. Default is0.10.CONFIG_SCHEMAis the source of truth.
What's New in v1.1.2
- Standalone is tape-authoritative (CTO pass 2). The replay listing is requested at
limit=1000(the whole tape slice), so sibling counting covers every market on the tape, and rows with noevent_idare dropped rather than admitted. The remaining FIX caveat is only that the tape itself may omit a sibling Polymarket had.
What's New in v1.1.1
- CTO review P1. Live
ensure_can_tradewith a missing or non-numericmax_safe_sizenow refuses to trade (no uncappedMAX_BET_USD). Replay listings exposeevent_id; the skill drops events that have more than one row on the page (standalone = live Gammalen(markets)==1). - FIX caveat. If the tape omits
event_id, or the listing page only shows one grouped leg, that row still enters. Tapevolumestands in for both liquidity and 24h volume.
What's New in v1.1.0
- Replay plane (SIM-5443). Under
simmer backtest(SIMMER_REPLAY=1) discovery, import, and the clock come from the existing replay harness — sameSIMMER_REPLAY/SIMMER_REPLAY_NOWpattern as BTC up-down and weather. Live Gamma stays dark. Import accepts replaystatus=active. Sports still drop when tape tags are empty (question/slug tokens). Daily-spend uses the frozen tick, not wall clock.
What ships with it
6 files beside SKILL.md in the same directory: the scripts, references and assets a skill reads on demand. Not counted in the per-session cost; read them before you install if any of them is executable.
What this file has done since we first saw it
Hashed on every crawl. A supply-chain change to an agent config is a question of when, not whether, so the history is kept rather than the latest state alone.
- 14d ago Changed · +1 lines · -26 tokens per session e02bc95da02d
- 1mo ago Changed · +6 lines 5ec94a3c7c00
- 1mo ago Changed · +27 lines 846717ed1e00
- 2mo ago First seen · 149 lines · 76 tokens per session scan A 031aabfce361
polymarket-nothing-ever-happens is a skill published in the GitHub repository SpartanLabsXyz/simmer-sdk (53 stars, last pushed today), licensed MIT. It adds 50 tokens to every session and 2,787 once invoked, about $0.0002 per session on Opus 5.5. A static security scan graded it A with 0 findings. No closer match exists in the catalogue, so it is treated as the original; first seen 2026-08-30.
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